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… you could also say they’re in a jam. (Get it?)

You guys, I honestly don’t know what I would do if Skippy, the king of all the peanut butters, decided to stop distributing to the U.S.

I would be verklempt.

This fresh hell is Canada’s current reality, and I want no part of it.

Genuinely sorry about this, Canada. At least you have Canadian heartthrob prime minister Justin Trudeau.