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From our colleague Jeralyn Darling:

My work email’s spam inbox never disappoints:
THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAM
MAX … “ON MINNOWS AND HAMSTERS.”
THE DAY THE MATRIX STOOD STILK – KNOCK, K:NO CK
RE: top level quality of filing cabinet

Personally, I would be looking forward to reading the maximum amount on minnows and hamsters.