What do reporters and seagulls have in common?
They both can scope out food from hundreds of feet away and they’re always hungry.
This is an actual Gchat I got from Valley News cops and courts reporter Jordan Cuddemi shortly after I walked into the office on Thursday afternoon carrying a takeout order from Moe’s Southwest Grill:
Less than 30 seconds later, she was on her way to my desk to retrieve said chip. ?
(tbh tho I can’t really judge. “Hungry” is pretty much my baseline; I’m always down to eat. I’m like a sympathy snacker. You’re eating some Cheez-Its? Sure, let me get in on those.)