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New Hampshire squirrels are dying under tires at an unusually high rate because of a bumper crop of acorns, sparking an unofficial headline-writing contest.

SQUIRREL. (Stock photo)

NPR:

It’s a Banner Year for Rodent Roadkill. Here’s Why.

Union Leader:

It’s become a rocky road for squirrels

WMUR:

Yes, there have been a lot of dead squirrels on NH roads

Granite Geek:

From fruit thieves to road kill, those $%^#! squirrels are everywhere

So yeah, that’s what we know so far. Good luck out there, buddies.

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ADDENDUM

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