Hear ye, hear ye, friends, enemies and frenemies!
I flexed my MS Paint skills to make the glorious infographic above, because I want you to know we are on vacation for the first half of October!
That means the site is on hiatus until Monday, Oct. 15 and you’re on your own for a couple weeks. Don’t worry, we made a GIF of us standing awkwardly during a photoshoot for you to remember us by.
Have a good time (check out our picks for the most promising events over the next two weeks if you’re looking for ways to pass the time) and don’t do anything we wouldn’t do.