What I think of every time I hear “emerald ash borer”
Yup.
In all seriousness, the invasive emerald ash borer is really bad news and you can read all about it in today’s VN.
Emerald ash borer outbreak in Orange County #VT: “This is going to kill the ash trees and there’s no solution and there’s no fix and there’s no silver lining to the dark cloud,” Orange County Forester David Paganelli said. “It’s just a dark cloud.”https://t.co/mV90vz0Qum
— Valley News (@VNewsUV) March 1, 2018

An emerald ash borer, via the Pennsylvania Department of Conservation and Natural Resources Forestry Archive.
UPDATE: This joke is really killing.